tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35318925101626843182024-03-05T01:25:46.197-08:00Orange BucksnortsDonk MusingsHercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.comBlogger444125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-13201405989661028012009-11-03T07:31:00.001-08:002009-11-03T08:19:01.568-08:00So long, Internet<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfPOvMWCaE7_A_ncxOBN4M1RoDwVUppQ1qtx7TI_sHRmVnCbPmxkFpFBNcKC3iI0XzkILC393gPaPi1E4wr4pLaThyZqb41UipLpsDpadVagXI8svQK3DzD0xFgv8Hcwb5IY8ge6AvPY/s1600-h/DONKS2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 387px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfPOvMWCaE7_A_ncxOBN4M1RoDwVUppQ1qtx7TI_sHRmVnCbPmxkFpFBNcKC3iI0XzkILC393gPaPi1E4wr4pLaThyZqb41UipLpsDpadVagXI8svQK3DzD0xFgv8Hcwb5IY8ge6AvPY/s400/DONKS2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399900675686035074" /></a><br /><br /><br />You may have noticed that I havent been around for a while. That's because I've decided to hang up the old blogging shoes. It just started to feel like a chore and not something that I enjoyed doing anymore. So I'm killing it off. <br /><br />I wanted to wait until the Donks lost before I posted the 'ol farewell, lest I jinx them into a loss. I figured I would be writing this a month ago, but <a href="http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/jim-nabors-c.jpg">Surprise, Surprise!</a> they ran it to 6-0 before getting bitch-slapped by Baltimore on Sun. In an amazing twist of events, the Broncos are actually pretty good and the new guy might not be the biggest dipshit in Colorado after all. Color me shocked. What happens from here on out? Well, the schedule doesn't get any easier, but the Donks have such a strangle-hold on the division that I don't think even the 2008 Denver Broncos could piss this one away. One game within .500 over the remaining nine games will probably win the division. Not too shabby for a team I thought was bound for the shitter. <br /><br />Thanks to everyone who read this piece of crap while it was operating. Especially Kyle and JD over at <a href="http://broncotalk.net/">Bronco Talk</a>, The Commish from <a href="http://slushygutter.blogspot.com/">Slushy Gutter.</a> Phony from <a href="http://andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com/">"Pretzels",</a> Banky, 7 and Cecil at the <a href="http://houseofgeorges.blogspot.com/">HOG</a> (FLC Represent!), <a href="http://liesbirdtoldme.blogspot.com/">Bird</a> and Q for the technical support. And especially to the good people at <a href="http://www.onlineseats.com/nfl-tickets/denver-broncos/index.asp">onlineseats.com</a>. I still can't believe someone actually paid me for this garbage. <br /><br />It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the memories. And these frickin' sweet socks!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMzNTDXYiBeVYn5_7Q_QhPISRohN7utXMwsX7VEgyATYVVb6tTj2mHwOIMIN01NisASukRSWQNpqBRBAcmCo4RiDSmIYoP59lPr0v8SkFWedwz037zcLDlObslNCvNlvp7tKxn2JXJlGs/s1600-h/sox.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 140px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMzNTDXYiBeVYn5_7Q_QhPISRohN7utXMwsX7VEgyATYVVb6tTj2mHwOIMIN01NisASukRSWQNpqBRBAcmCo4RiDSmIYoP59lPr0v8SkFWedwz037zcLDlObslNCvNlvp7tKxn2JXJlGs/s200/sox.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399912506128688466" /></a>Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-84068981602418291932009-08-24T08:42:00.000-07:002009-08-24T09:10:17.600-07:00This Week in One Picture - Preseason Week 2<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnmryRBMQJ-kwHyW5RT8mb2DlJlp8fgcydkn-Q7W0JI7OyO5N4inuHOlT7eEZjBJ8tV02EGtBFTPCviHvEomUOQCQlrhyIvoEHbA-Cuwqk3t1zw2xHVPpu6lUXITa3BinTMS0McxXXZDA/s1600-h/reggieisfoolish.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 219px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnmryRBMQJ-kwHyW5RT8mb2DlJlp8fgcydkn-Q7W0JI7OyO5N4inuHOlT7eEZjBJ8tV02EGtBFTPCviHvEomUOQCQlrhyIvoEHbA-Cuwqk3t1zw2xHVPpu6lUXITa3BinTMS0McxXXZDA/s400/reggieisfoolish.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373556586492177682" /></a><br /><br />Reggie Rivers. I'm not prone to hyperbole, but Reggie Rivers is, bar-none, the absolute worst NFL analyst ever. EVER. No one's even close. Hate on Maguire, Kornheiser, Siragusa, et al. all you want, every single one of them is light years better than Reggie.<br /><br />You'd need a team of mathematicians and theoretical physicists, all of them with their TI-81's blazing to calculate the number of factual mistakes and brain-damaged analytical misreads that Reggie makes in a game. It's staggering. <br /><br />If I were to type up the list of Reggie's fuck-ups I made while I was watching the game on Sunday, the internet would explode, but here are a couple of examples: <br /><br />1) He harped on for several plays how Coach Dipshit still hadn't let Brandstater throw a pass yet, when Tommy B's very first play was a little swing.<br /><br />2) He ripped on how the Donks lined up in a running formation and then ran the ball on four straight series opening plays, then when the Donks lined up in the EXACT SAME FORMATION, said "Broncos may throw out of this." <br /><br />3) He said Texas had the trademark on the phrase "The 12th Man." <br /><br />4) Jaws, this guy aint. I'm pretty sure I can read and break down film better than Reggie. He verbally fellated Peyton Hillis for a stiffarm on former Donk LB D.D. Lewis, when Lewis had already been tripped up and was falling to the ground. "What a good job by Peyton!" Jesus. <br /><br />Do me a favor Reggie and <a href="http://www.kbdi.org/community/global_agenda_host_bio.cfm">go back to PBS</a>.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-24274488856570994342009-08-19T07:02:00.000-07:002009-08-19T07:05:24.734-07:00Hey, Brett Favre<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQRFNGRI03Zswb2S6zqGq4OJoKUl4ZsX9oASrTZIyt5eNGSsnPxB6RXRv2ZczuaMfhFEtdx4lOlHK4eIOI-gutyKd5GUUxnYitCY0AtzPH1UAqZ5VryQQwSNOhrsG_8i9LGYendEIf62Q/s1600-h/asshole.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQRFNGRI03Zswb2S6zqGq4OJoKUl4ZsX9oASrTZIyt5eNGSsnPxB6RXRv2ZczuaMfhFEtdx4lOlHK4eIOI-gutyKd5GUUxnYitCY0AtzPH1UAqZ5VryQQwSNOhrsG_8i9LGYendEIf62Q/s320/asshole.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371675472655620034" /></a><br />I've got some advice for you. <br /><br />Buy a new hat. Then kill yourself.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-65893376862486669432009-08-17T10:58:00.001-07:002009-08-17T11:02:31.159-07:00This Week in One Picture - Preseason Week 1<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1672OWALSIMBq2ZKne9qMKNfRHpVaoV43TOVN4mT7EtJA1n2srmc5b0uK-kCL1soqMcMm3ci12MTm-u8JHXz9tnWXG0epRvNbxSoIhLVrwmc6DopzeB7oHCdE41pZH0yPf8WLx2Fp62c/s1600-h/dawson-crying.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1672OWALSIMBq2ZKne9qMKNfRHpVaoV43TOVN4mT7EtJA1n2srmc5b0uK-kCL1soqMcMm3ci12MTm-u8JHXz9tnWXG0epRvNbxSoIhLVrwmc6DopzeB7oHCdE41pZH0yPf8WLx2Fp62c/s400/dawson-crying.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370993837409267698" /></a><br />My investigation into the matter has revealed something I've suspected for a while. <br /><br />Kyle Orton sucks elephant balls.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-80884369463929352212009-08-14T17:12:00.000-07:002009-08-14T17:23:44.364-07:00Not Guilty!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2RD1piXJbwiG939zus59X8KYQyd-D74PxWbyzDGXqL1BToMSY4FLmaSBncQfYIP0aLflkvNy4foZ-xzkgwYAvpgsn-p4ahRNw3ijx19nUZumwB8Ccg7R0q82Amk_1IMh6vglvM1r-BCM/s1600-h/smiley.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369977070043177090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 192px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2RD1piXJbwiG939zus59X8KYQyd-D74PxWbyzDGXqL1BToMSY4FLmaSBncQfYIP0aLflkvNy4foZ-xzkgwYAvpgsn-p4ahRNw3ijx19nUZumwB8Ccg7R0q82Amk_1IMh6vglvM1r-BCM/s400/smiley.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br />Harvey Steinberg <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13086039">wins another one</a>. He's the attorney to the (local) <a href="http://www.springer-and-steinberg.com/news%20and%20events.htm">stars!</a>Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-62769493344443275462009-08-14T12:42:00.000-07:002009-08-14T12:44:30.571-07:00Footbaww!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlk0pfSEFrqNTucldn6DGpe_mYqyRe6f7uHuJwxykkb2ht696Ev8A_oLdfVXEKckVDlQs5P81DP3YcZiPPRZZQNUB8pObGI_b2-3h0LfUdeGYeyjtFDPz1mf8DRZhQfzutwYlA3T3eV5w/s1600-h/stick.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369907429324593810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlk0pfSEFrqNTucldn6DGpe_mYqyRe6f7uHuJwxykkb2ht696Ev8A_oLdfVXEKckVDlQs5P81DP3YcZiPPRZZQNUB8pObGI_b2-3h0LfUdeGYeyjtFDPz1mf8DRZhQfzutwYlA3T3eV5w/s400/stick.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />The road to 5-11 begins tonight!Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-7198112733356574762009-08-13T08:59:00.000-07:002009-08-13T09:39:59.535-07:00Pain Train derailedOUT: Ryan Torain, RB<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCEykzv62tnCgYgRBW0N1yYo2XQbJW1sxL7z3i4iqV-y-hscPaPAfChNB2MoSNdAhJKtFDwov1YYbCqWzOGBujcBgk_j_A7NzTRCtjjS3ngbklgDIf_9ia9a6FID_TQ818vT6JschZaLE/s1600-h/trainwrkck.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCEykzv62tnCgYgRBW0N1yYo2XQbJW1sxL7z3i4iqV-y-hscPaPAfChNB2MoSNdAhJKtFDwov1YYbCqWzOGBujcBgk_j_A7NzTRCtjjS3ngbklgDIf_9ia9a6FID_TQ818vT6JschZaLE/s400/trainwrkck.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369478919828059858" /></a><br /><br />The next Earl Campbell was injured for most of last season and got hurt again during camp. The Donks finally said fuck this guy and handed him his walking papers. "Pain Train" my ass. More like "Always in Pain" Torain, amirite? <br /><br />They signed some guy named Marcus Thomas to fill his camp spot. Not the <a href="http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com/2008/05/bullet-dodged.html">guns n' blow</a>, Marcus Thomas, this is a different one.<br /><br />I hope both of the Thomas' make the final roster, because I want to see how they handle that shit on the back of the jersey.<br /><br />In other news, Brandon Marshall is in a GA courtroom as we speak on trial for misdemeanor battery charges. Lindsay Jones from the Post is <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13052737">live-blogging it or something</a>. Stay tuned!Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-35785158146973335792009-08-10T13:04:00.000-07:002009-08-11T08:53:53.220-07:00Crybaby RB bailed on his markers<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0W9Zaa1g5EhKTSlyvcpM1iObB1rxmjFU4631dhX5P8CXFWM3vRZ5nVxFQVMHS5xuVa56WQdo82qeepipwdIz9UVCNhEt93-5uryBwnAqx0vkoC-N9ZhlSDYBzC_NRFAkM_yBv1IhRG5c/s1600-h/mirage.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0W9Zaa1g5EhKTSlyvcpM1iObB1rxmjFU4631dhX5P8CXFWM3vRZ5nVxFQVMHS5xuVa56WQdo82qeepipwdIz9UVCNhEt93-5uryBwnAqx0vkoC-N9ZhlSDYBzC_NRFAkM_yBv1IhRG5c/s400/mirage.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368428941033683874" /></a><br /><br />Lamont Jordan, forever known around these parts as <a href="http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com/2007/09/we-got-special-dislikin-for-these-punk.html">the guy that bawled like an infant with a scraped knee</a> on the sidelines of a Raiders loss in Denver back in aught-six, <a href="http://www.usaplayers.com/news/2009/casino/august/denver-broncos-player-lamont-jordan-is-being-sued-by-Las-Vegas-Casino-10668.html">owes the Mirage $20K.</a> <br /><br /><em><strong>The suit filed in Clark County Court states that Jordan entered the casino on several occasions in June of 2008 where he took out several lines of credits ranging from $1000 to $6000. When those lines of credit were presented to the Bank of America in an attempt to collect payment, 3 were returned as "unable to locate account" and three more were returned as "not sufficient funds".</strong></em><br /><br />$1 - $6K? That's it? You call that gambling, Lamont? What kind of a baller are you anyway? Michael Jordan is laughing his ass off right now. "Six grand? Awww...that's cute" <br /><br />Hell, even Art Schlichter is probably having a chuckle.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-58762445200283569872009-08-07T06:45:00.000-07:002009-08-07T08:01:04.131-07:00I hope they have to cut your foot off at some point<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzEqnDT3kIpjsNE3kTLBw5XIycTkdnNOORT9mBqQHzXmzwYHk-Kj0maRglzXAZyc1GQlVm8l_7X_cpCYSSenTz8iyoU3su4cymlyJBi9aGR-xe6b0wvGkH4yBnh3f_EuQfUDew5qk44Fk/s1600-h/cutlerfucker2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzEqnDT3kIpjsNE3kTLBw5XIycTkdnNOORT9mBqQHzXmzwYHk-Kj0maRglzXAZyc1GQlVm8l_7X_cpCYSSenTz8iyoU3su4cymlyJBi9aGR-xe6b0wvGkH4yBnh3f_EuQfUDew5qk44Fk/s400/cutlerfucker2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367223665212937106" /></a><br /><br />Former QB (above) went on a Shittycago radio station yesterday and took a <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_13012385">poorly executed shot</a> at Broncos fans:<br /><br /><em>"In Denver, we didn't have this many fans at all," he said. "We weren't even able to accommodate that many fans (at practice). That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears. <br /><br />"It's a lot (different). <strong>Denver's like a 6 and Chicago's like a 9.</strong> It's a quite bit different. Just the fans and how passionate they are, that's probably the biggest difference"</em><br /><br />Somehow the fact that the Bears facility at some shitass community college in nowhere Illinois holds five times as many fans as Dove Valley adds up to "That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears." and "Denver's like a 6." <br /><br />What a fucking idiot. You know....this asshole still owns a house in this town. It wouldn't be a terrible thing if some lunatic out there reading this were to burn it down to the foundation. <br /><br />August 30, you clown ass motherfucker. I might actually break my "no money on the Donks this year" pledge and go to this game just so I can hurl whiskey bottles at your head from the 500 level. <br /><br />Seriously, fuckstain. Ask Joey Porter what <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOG9K02F_g">happens in Denver</a>.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-31631578688554683652009-07-30T17:02:00.000-07:002009-07-30T17:13:20.919-07:00Former QB making new friends already<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyvBGkYvO5CmNVKJcImwRy21Y-9ZpdhY0UhwCPmptigK9kwHdWLdZtZ5SzdsupXFnoMGYAxpTtw-hpab2hpdjLI2422f_ZW4q_dBAQIE26sMi22SL4t8F-IkJi2lRPnq3HF2AXTFQh6kk/s1600-h/screwsleep2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyvBGkYvO5CmNVKJcImwRy21Y-9ZpdhY0UhwCPmptigK9kwHdWLdZtZ5SzdsupXFnoMGYAxpTtw-hpab2hpdjLI2422f_ZW4q_dBAQIE26sMi22SL4t8F-IkJi2lRPnq3HF2AXTFQh6kk/s320/screwsleep2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364408606145280610" /></a><br /><br />Brian Urlacher thinks Gay Buttler is a <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/29/bobby-wade-says-urlacher-thinks-cutlers-a-pussy/">pussy</a>.<br /><br />I'm going to have to side with Urlacher here. He is a pussy. And if there's one thing Urlacher knows, it's <a href="http://espn.go.com/photo/2007/0130/pg2_urlacherhilton_195.jpg">huge vaginas</a>.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-69102189745930258132009-07-28T12:41:00.000-07:002009-07-28T13:02:24.641-07:00I should probably post something, I guess<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi3Nz2B-Yt-lDPldYTlO9ktGq0x6t6CgZh2vBfU_6u82Cf0uJBM-ZDKDnZHFQZ4W91GGlZ8yBjv6f14MPYjSN3msOYTob6j6ou8OM3I_PBqezGpGyWuWRx88NspnjiJcWzZJUFZ0UHez0/s1600-h/Campfire.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi3Nz2B-Yt-lDPldYTlO9ktGq0x6t6CgZh2vBfU_6u82Cf0uJBM-ZDKDnZHFQZ4W91GGlZ8yBjv6f14MPYjSN3msOYTob6j6ou8OM3I_PBqezGpGyWuWRx88NspnjiJcWzZJUFZ0UHez0/s400/Campfire.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363600951801753442" /></a><br />The least anticipated camp since I was old enough to care about what training camp was opened yesterday. <br /><br />It's a new, shitty era of Broncos footyball! Taste the excellence!Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-36718330147763435542009-07-22T06:52:00.000-07:002009-07-22T06:55:59.849-07:00Oops<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnL52IIm-UZeoxtf4JHLzjebvTraKkMISF6D-SqYele3JH6CMUA98xOmOPUimSlMU4jcViloSlHsXYTVtgB_cK_NB_GlA2aXAkkUIH9auP-ofxBnB9Gh6SaH17b6c2k_BCumwJmOSmWE/s1600-h/battlefield1943.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnL52IIm-UZeoxtf4JHLzjebvTraKkMISF6D-SqYele3JH6CMUA98xOmOPUimSlMU4jcViloSlHsXYTVtgB_cK_NB_GlA2aXAkkUIH9auP-ofxBnB9Gh6SaH17b6c2k_BCumwJmOSmWE/s400/battlefield1943.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361282503317404946" /></a><br />No one cares probably, but sorry about that whole golf thing last weekend. My bad. <br /><br />In all fairness to me though, Battlefield 1943 is frickin' awesome!Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-14516467753723033732009-07-18T13:47:00.001-07:002009-07-18T13:47:59.444-07:005pm MTNHercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-11290945164251315422009-07-16T16:13:00.000-07:002009-07-18T13:47:30.597-07:00Word 'round the campfire<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWH6aX1wWTzYDhUR14R2YhNtvzrAtvhpr1_oE03XpMRV0vi_TSKr9pHdIg1q973OGI1CNThm-m9o15XhiMaWGHVrWrGzR4XGhVTZn1XzEpPJBkXi6zjpbWjoiuOaWPK94TA2dhxOJ7EEs/s1600-h/julie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 369px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWH6aX1wWTzYDhUR14R2YhNtvzrAtvhpr1_oE03XpMRV0vi_TSKr9pHdIg1q973OGI1CNThm-m9o15XhiMaWGHVrWrGzR4XGhVTZn1XzEpPJBkXi6zjpbWjoiuOaWPK94TA2dhxOJ7EEs/s400/julie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359202143179784850" /></a><br /><br />The law factory may now be monitoring my computer "activities." Which means that the furious posting pace I've achieved over here may be curbed somewhat. Also, no more porn I guess. Either way, I'll be back at some point this weekend with that retro-diary from the big celebrity golf tournament that I promised you clowns last week. <br /><br />I'm a real sweetheart like that.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-32960383084022841822009-07-09T06:46:00.000-07:002009-07-09T07:24:07.995-07:00Golf!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL3RlLTMloOl1VYphVQDlq1o_xaL36MQ_RPtFse1mFtT4YqFlKM-Dg8ktNwnbysjlMM7ZlDJQq12qlNEOPfhMAlK2WyEgb6KMmGnGfLE7VsOYOyzlI4YukOMqDSg9Xmn9_ylskDgAyyCk/s1600-h/johns+bag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL3RlLTMloOl1VYphVQDlq1o_xaL36MQ_RPtFse1mFtT4YqFlKM-Dg8ktNwnbysjlMM7ZlDJQq12qlNEOPfhMAlK2WyEgb6KMmGnGfLE7VsOYOyzlI4YukOMqDSg9Xmn9_ylskDgAyyCk/s400/johns+bag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356456677751884834" /></a><br /><br /><br />The granddaddy of all of the celebrity golf tour events is next week, the American Century Championship from Lake Tahoe. John will be participating for the 19th straight year. He's the only guy to play in this tournament every year it's been held. He finished 10th last year.<br /><br />So what does The G.O.A.T. have in his <a href="http://blogs.golf.com/equipment/2009/07/john-elways-golf-equipment.html">bag?</a> A Ping Rapture driver, Ping G10 fairway woods and hybrid/recovery club, Ping i10 irons (4-9), a Scotty Cameron putter and the ball everyone on tour plays, the Titleist Pro V1x. The best part is that he only plays #7 balls. The one shown above also has the logo from his restaurant stamped on the side. <br /><br />Other former Donks teeing it up next week: The Mastermind and Old Man Lynch. Jerry Rice is playing too, if you're dumb enough to consider him a former Bronco.<br /><br />Predictions: <br />1) John finishes in the top ten. <br />2) Either Steve Bartkowski, Grant Fuhr, Dan Quinn, Rick Rhoden, Mark Rypien or Billy Jo Tolliver will win. One of them always does. <br />3) Shanny gives an awkward interview where he wishes the Donks and Coach Pyle nothing but the best. He'll be lying. He'll then go back to his hotel and light a Montecristo with one of Bowlen's $1000 bills. <br />4) Charles Barkley will snap hook a drive into the gallery and brain some idiot who was stupid enough to stand anywhere near Charles Barkley on a golf course. <br />5) I will do some sort of live blog or running diary of this event. It will be <strike>terrible</strike> awesome. <br /><br /><strike>Turn the channel</strike> Stay tuned!Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-18416792006283953302009-07-04T08:39:00.000-07:002009-07-04T08:40:09.412-07:00Happy 4th of July!<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CuKhfvxGVo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8CuKhfvxGVo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-40062631403908208682009-06-30T18:07:00.000-07:002009-06-30T18:49:09.427-07:00Denver Broncos Football Rules!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWArXqD-RJrK5whxypY-3QDpoVF3S6a-E9F6HB1LFdhBW0HFVWsiqYKxhQbcY4pGc2uni6NhfUHygkvKZ7FB50mf98fOJnICB3qk1EJ83tuwjP6SPu54FWCbMLvC0xZHB7CZYLanJh6-g/s1600-h/wyld_stallyns.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWArXqD-RJrK5whxypY-3QDpoVF3S6a-E9F6HB1LFdhBW0HFVWsiqYKxhQbcY4pGc2uni6NhfUHygkvKZ7FB50mf98fOJnICB3qk1EJ83tuwjP6SPu54FWCbMLvC0xZHB7CZYLanJh6-g/s400/wyld_stallyns.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353293334247634290" /></a><br /><br />Nothing's happening. Gotta move the obits down the page, though. Maybe I'll put some vids up or something <strike>later this week</strike> right now.<br /><br />Here's a pretty cool shot from the last time there was any real reason to celebrate Denver Broncos football. It still rules, though! Never forget, chumps.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2L2kWpn1tMM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2L2kWpn1tMM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />If you look close, you won't see me. I was there somewhere, though.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-68473085497172492682009-06-26T06:48:00.000-07:002009-06-26T06:52:18.302-07:00This is now a celebrity obituaries blog<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7B7clXvJzolvzBYJsaGGE6P8mjTe-cPB3nW2j47RAnlgeaVJHc7Oasi4MzlFE8xoHIubtDCSKHPgsRQSJkgCvaak320FE4P-sZCc-MiGSm4Vy9oTihf1P63a_nL_TYF1s1i6WkPfG9Jg/s1600-h/michael+jackson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7B7clXvJzolvzBYJsaGGE6P8mjTe-cPB3nW2j47RAnlgeaVJHc7Oasi4MzlFE8xoHIubtDCSKHPgsRQSJkgCvaak320FE4P-sZCc-MiGSm4Vy9oTihf1P63a_nL_TYF1s1i6WkPfG9Jg/s320/michael+jackson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351633304209462466" /></a><br /><br />RIP, freakshow.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-11294001983173491822009-06-25T10:17:00.000-07:002009-06-25T10:20:45.573-07:00Sux<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5kTakAG7In4mEwi7dhVJ2qTrbGh7Iw8lb3a0uOvkAAgk4B4lnyyS6lC4CtHHIC1HIkRc_abxClaOvk0Aa8rXthZUknWUnab5Js0W8c47aacHQQxl60t2w4rWEo2hH8eQpEB3VhVabX5g/s1600-h/farrah.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5kTakAG7In4mEwi7dhVJ2qTrbGh7Iw8lb3a0uOvkAAgk4B4lnyyS6lC4CtHHIC1HIkRc_abxClaOvk0Aa8rXthZUknWUnab5Js0W8c47aacHQQxl60t2w4rWEo2hH8eQpEB3VhVabX5g/s400/farrah.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351316155835751842" /></a><br /><br />RIPHercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-713873302150715792009-06-19T07:00:00.000-07:002009-06-19T09:56:27.205-07:00Huh? What? Smart decisions? From this franchise?IN: Casey Wiegmann, C<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxjwkDMsU2xAbZ2kqVka58fbEzl-dA4y1QIq7yiZLtT1Jqj-r8BSr8X-UavxY-MIR25vByR4NcRIKEmWDFg7MdUKpog09E1eA7xDm-fbp6vIsKFMzBP0pgkB4fu9xiFsv913T9pz9tofo/s1600-h/wiegman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxjwkDMsU2xAbZ2kqVka58fbEzl-dA4y1QIq7yiZLtT1Jqj-r8BSr8X-UavxY-MIR25vByR4NcRIKEmWDFg7MdUKpog09E1eA7xDm-fbp6vIsKFMzBP0pgkB4fu9xiFsv913T9pz9tofo/s400/wiegman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349038707126484002" /></a><br /><br />The best FA pick-up last offseason. He was going into the last year of his contract and wanted some additional security as his career winds down. Here's how an adult goes about getting a new deal: <br /><br />1) Don't beat on your lady friends.<br />2) Don't go on nationally televised shows and poorly defend your beating on lady friends.<br />3) Come to the OTA's and minicamps.<br />4) Act like a <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7cylWFhTqibROxRCb1Oq01eHXVQfQAvib8NTdYQ0qbEeJpzz1I6ZhU90TJEiSxNecMNYeE2bt2KUAkL9_QEvVutAD33uvlVcQ4UrpZRkYCIJ0_hBBRHvm5u3zUpfPgPujJSNZqbBxPkJc/s400/pink.jpg">fucking professional</a>. <br /><br />OUT: Boss Bailey, LB<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIQMEE7dONxfDx2lJ-p89oDXqu91SvndA3zVBthQYNGOJEnriuQTAf2sDRpQpPMl9OqwjJ8Pc7raTVyiecRKfouzNHx58i2tV1SZdduTVacEwJCA5TTqVIHRvNTYbEb7BfsKv8_BdABCs/s1600-h/boss+of+no+bosses.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIQMEE7dONxfDx2lJ-p89oDXqu91SvndA3zVBthQYNGOJEnriuQTAf2sDRpQpPMl9OqwjJ8Pc7raTVyiecRKfouzNHx58i2tV1SZdduTVacEwJCA5TTqVIHRvNTYbEb7BfsKv8_BdABCs/s400/boss+of+no+bosses.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349038864775588898" /></a><br /><br /><br />The worst FA pick-up of last season. The Boss of No Bosses. Guy couldn't stay on the field. He got a lot of guaranteed money, so this was an expensive mistake. <br /><br />Also OUT: <a href="http://andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com/2009/06/another-crazy-bowlen-movement.html">Phony Gwynn.</a>Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-30082777484909090932009-06-16T17:16:00.000-07:002009-06-16T17:41:44.475-07:00Shocker!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyKWX7ItFATgNmGmZAojxGrN5RhhtG87MFISVnKJmJquiUUG_jDQkYvsyOpX4tBEk9MY6zxIhZzV3vF5OPJPrZ3GiP2pDJNy2ITBe_P53_0so4IxJWvsUBndGrbw6x2X2S6NcfYQxrNaM/s1600-h/jerk+off+motion.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyKWX7ItFATgNmGmZAojxGrN5RhhtG87MFISVnKJmJquiUUG_jDQkYvsyOpX4tBEk9MY6zxIhZzV3vF5OPJPrZ3GiP2pDJNy2ITBe_P53_0so4IxJWvsUBndGrbw6x2X2S6NcfYQxrNaM/s400/jerk+off+motion.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348084909808496098" /></a><br /><br />Marshall <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_12601175">wants out</a>:<br /><br />This guy goes from "I'm not holding out" to "I want out" in like two weeks. I say let him go. You cannot give him a huge fucking contact with all of the nonsense hanging over his head. <br /><br />The Donks have other ideas:<br /><br /><em><strong>"We met after Pat's meeting with Brandon and are going to continue our dialogue with Brandon and his representative," said Broncos coach Josh McDaniels. "We look forward to having Brandon at training camp." </strong></em><br /><br />Translation: Fuck off. Keep holding out. Which doesn't make sense. If you stick to your guns and don't pay him and he doesn't get suspended and he holds out until week 7 or whenever it is that you have to report or it doesn't count as a full season contractually, there's no way he re-signs with us next offseason. And you get nothing for him. <br /><br />This "I'm gonna show everyone who's the fucking boss around here" routine already cost us the best thing this team had going for it. No, get a first and a third for this giant fucking headache now and hope Coach Dipshit doesn't trade them for some magic beans or something. <br /><br />I hear Jabar Gaffney's awesome anyway.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-44587876496832609852009-06-13T15:19:00.001-07:002009-06-13T15:59:35.542-07:00Best available optionFrom this:<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLJDwWWmC9Ir_1ihVAJyLL4LopYYu3gsWlmsiaNB8Zfc9srtbiLLNcY02B-WK6DiyR4LpRvSBxbbDMovm6LgOnBa5oT3Huct_89EwWgBEDe_E2zn5synQFFfRc6GUCB3l-TtmDzlG9yBE/s1600-h/formerqb6glamourshot.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 336px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLJDwWWmC9Ir_1ihVAJyLL4LopYYu3gsWlmsiaNB8Zfc9srtbiLLNcY02B-WK6DiyR4LpRvSBxbbDMovm6LgOnBa5oT3Huct_89EwWgBEDe_E2zn5synQFFfRc6GUCB3l-TtmDzlG9yBE/s400/formerqb6glamourshot.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346941336801650770" /></a>Hi, laides. I'm Jay. I'm an Aquarius, I work out regularly and I enjoy long walks on the beach. <br /><br />To <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_12584852">this</a>:<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoMzvoF8rGBRAyDiRD_ssn8LV0cx87hiHHg6tcaLmdJbgi2qXvem_DXNUEgn3tKXDYL1AsxwjqZAXrbWDnJtRLRL9f7OL-PqSH2NL2aN1gej0BYVaLQr-zN8Crl0efGpJ9xV3GYSeVdkc/s1600-h/neckbeard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoMzvoF8rGBRAyDiRD_ssn8LV0cx87hiHHg6tcaLmdJbgi2qXvem_DXNUEgn3tKXDYL1AsxwjqZAXrbWDnJtRLRL9f7OL-PqSH2NL2aN1gej0BYVaLQr-zN8Crl0efGpJ9xV3GYSeVdkc/s400/neckbeard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346940914109483298" /></a>Huzzuwah? bluuhhh?<br /><br /><br />HT to <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_12584852">BT</a> for the Cutler glamour shotHercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-18489668927483070092009-06-13T07:40:00.000-07:002009-06-13T15:14:42.988-07:00Guess who didn't show for the first mandatory mini...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4S-2PTCbXuVBEp0B_zdASVz1IJi4QUnUN1UBUpi7IXEQVqYqATPT6LyJDMghaesT8RmxDYHSRCUv837PgK1HEWfpSCtfsisHyT5i_p_s-G6QgDyNbGZ0W75kYNX7YHDJx9QNE33eZr3Q/s1600-h/marshall.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4S-2PTCbXuVBEp0B_zdASVz1IJi4QUnUN1UBUpi7IXEQVqYqATPT6LyJDMghaesT8RmxDYHSRCUv837PgK1HEWfpSCtfsisHyT5i_p_s-G6QgDyNbGZ0W75kYNX7YHDJx9QNE33eZr3Q/s400/marshall.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346826163232815122" /></a><br />The holdout has begun.<br /><br />Again, I don't get this. There's no way in hell this clown is getting a new deal. Especially not after that on-camera abortion on Outside the Lines a couple of weeks ago. <br /><br />Also, his misdemeanor trial in GA was pushed back to August, meaning there won't be any confirmation that he won't be suspended (if he's acquitted) until at least two weeks into training-camp. <br /><br />And what exactly has happened this offseason that would indicate to Marshall or his reps that Coach Pyle would be willing to acquiesce to a petulant "me, me, me" player in any way? <br /><br />Suck it up, finish out your deal and then move the fuck on out next March. Maybe you and former QB, uniform #6 can reunite in the windy shitty.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-81858801873909070582009-06-08T09:27:00.000-07:002009-06-08T10:44:41.223-07:00Ugh<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPWExynW-6h8OtFQckUXb36jLWCR8XxDKNsoSCIWLlt7wYL-u6SFta-gfrCGJeR8tV-gu2pLEsxqDp4CIosLJ_xrt7IIheMV20EPnR9WVEwSzXMTObEWsVAfgT9gVA5B1dT0rSDKKVZA/s1600-h/corporate-logo-us-flag.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPWExynW-6h8OtFQckUXb36jLWCR8XxDKNsoSCIWLlt7wYL-u6SFta-gfrCGJeR8tV-gu2pLEsxqDp4CIosLJ_xrt7IIheMV20EPnR9WVEwSzXMTObEWsVAfgT9gVA5B1dT0rSDKKVZA/s400/corporate-logo-us-flag.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344997048606508802" /></a><br /><br />In what is fast becoming an <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/a-glimpse-into-the-near-future.html">awful, awful trend</a>, the Donks are joining the ranks of those selling fucking <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_12542470">ad space</a> on their practice jerseys. <br /><br />Lame-o. How much money are they going to make off of this anyway? Who sees anyone's practice jerseys except the local media outlets? If I was a marketing guy, I wouldn't even offer six-figures to get my logo on someone's practice jersey. Talk about a drop in the bucket. Bowlen could raise that by auctioning off one of his <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8DV5S_xgFNbPBqSqrjL7CzDeOIIQFXg_6w2t5xNNyeOauWxykbTZoAu3uGTMsrGtsDpyW_5t9w8ag17BdFnW3mdhmiRdsgh0T7aW0TUa7PJh_FLuGBRe8ShMnBfri0_1-CE9gqqWh30o/s1600-h/bowlen+fur.jpg">old furs</a>. <br /><br />There is good news about the Broncos whoring for cash, though:<br /><br /><em><strong>What's new this year is NFL teams can also put their logos on lottery tickets. Eventually, those Colorado scratch-ticket winners may have to first rub off a series of Broncos helmets or logos. </strong></em><br /><br />You gotta play to win, people.Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3531892510162684318.post-4877958875272647052009-06-04T09:49:00.000-07:002009-06-05T07:04:44.918-07:00Sux - UPDATE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO_t7EMhjQ_fnwxlk_VSBTLpmeIbHfZ9amgwb1_qxs_2iu4ib91JytlrA2aQvbRiqKl3C0csxIDtk8i1ov94Lg02i4IUSqcso8J2UxlOH_gzP5yYxrmyKBParxOLB8KiOJ2s8xY9D32RI/s1600-h/David+Carradine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO_t7EMhjQ_fnwxlk_VSBTLpmeIbHfZ9amgwb1_qxs_2iu4ib91JytlrA2aQvbRiqKl3C0csxIDtk8i1ov94Lg02i4IUSqcso8J2UxlOH_gzP5yYxrmyKBParxOLB8KiOJ2s8xY9D32RI/s320/David+Carradine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343515629756413746" /></a><br /><br />Another total bad-ass bites the dust. RIP.<br /><br />UPDATE: Jerk off like a regular dude, people. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfI8ka-sFxjbJQR6hOOTdLQFAHTLVIZi1pIdIh3wsv5yy5Brz-VNaVXjGG1u-UMiH9giQflog9GSZscvZluSYVZz2AUu6leBT-nuxT86TfoD4HvEcaJLtRhZjWlZnhPEntcfKahp7RCHw/s1600-h/michael-hutchence.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfI8ka-sFxjbJQR6hOOTdLQFAHTLVIZi1pIdIh3wsv5yy5Brz-VNaVXjGG1u-UMiH9giQflog9GSZscvZluSYVZz2AUu6leBT-nuxT86TfoD4HvEcaJLtRhZjWlZnhPEntcfKahp7RCHw/s320/michael-hutchence.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343843604422227986" /></a>Hercules Rockefellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13327184045280282584noreply@blogger.com6