Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Former wideout is making shit up



Former wideout has now given his completely unbelievable side of the story about the beat-down he received over the weekend:

I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning I got a knock at the door. I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there. They cracked me in the head a few times, knocking me unconscious. They then robbed me of everything I had; my watch, money, everything! Somehow they got me to a car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee, buddy.

Let's say for the sake of argument that I'm a guy who beats and robs people. I have a choice here. I can drag an unconscious victim down a hallway with multiple cameras, down an elevator with a camera or two, across a casino floor with hundreds of cameras, across a parking lot with even more cameras and finally pour him into my car. Then I've got to drive him across town and dump him on a curb.

Or, I can leave his ass in his hotel room and simply walk away from it.

This story doesn't hold up on any level.

Just admit it, former wideout. You picked up a tranny hooker, discovered the penis, became enraged because said wang was bigger than yours, tried to kick his/her ass, and got your own teeth handed to you.

You'll feel better if you just let it out, man. I'm here to help.

3 comments:

  1. Thugs always take knocked out people with them...it just makes sense.

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  2. Herc,
    Love the writing man!
    Keep the heat on the "former wideout"
    Greetings from Australia

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