Tuesday, November 3, 2009

So long, Internet




You may have noticed that I havent been around for a while. That's because I've decided to hang up the old blogging shoes. It just started to feel like a chore and not something that I enjoyed doing anymore. So I'm killing it off.

I wanted to wait until the Donks lost before I posted the 'ol farewell, lest I jinx them into a loss. I figured I would be writing this a month ago, but Surprise, Surprise! they ran it to 6-0 before getting bitch-slapped by Baltimore on Sun. In an amazing twist of events, the Broncos are actually pretty good and the new guy might not be the biggest dipshit in Colorado after all. Color me shocked. What happens from here on out? Well, the schedule doesn't get any easier, but the Donks have such a strangle-hold on the division that I don't think even the 2008 Denver Broncos could piss this one away. One game within .500 over the remaining nine games will probably win the division. Not too shabby for a team I thought was bound for the shitter.

Thanks to everyone who read this piece of crap while it was operating. Especially Kyle and JD over at Bronco Talk, The Commish from Slushy Gutter. Phony from "Pretzels", Banky, 7 and Cecil at the HOG (FLC Represent!), Bird and Q for the technical support. And especially to the good people at onlineseats.com. I still can't believe someone actually paid me for this garbage.

It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the memories. And these frickin' sweet socks!


9 comments:

  1. /friggin farewells
    /sees "HA HA JAY CUTLER" tag
    /ok, awesome farewell

    Let us know if you ever need to scratch the itch!

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  2. You're hanging it up Herc? That sucks, well feel free to come troll us with your humor over at Broncotalk anytime you feel like.

    I'm going to miss my Broncos specific toilet humor, now I'll just have to settle for NFL brand toilet humor.

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  3. Not gonna lie: Disappointed. Thanks for the shout out. It's been fun reading your work.

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  4. Just seeing this now, man. I hear you - I haven't been doing much at my own place, either. Just one of those things. It'll suck not being able to check in, but ride off into the sunset proudly, Herc.

    And tell Jay Cutler to eat a cock-shaped cactus.

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  5. We can drop you off and pick you up, why worry about parking after the big game at Mile High Stadium? You get the best of both worlds-designated driver and tailgating! http://www.denvercrownlimo.com

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  6. It always saddens me whenever a well-maintained and quality-content-filled blog is being abandoned but I understand that you have more important things to focus on. I wish you well on your future endeavors.

    - Shane McHale, business litigation attorney

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