Wednesday, April 25, 2007

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy

It's that time of year. Crazy-ass and slightly less crazy-ass rumors about the draft are starting to surface. It's the same thing every year: someone's moving up, someone's moving down, someone's moving side-to-side.

Neither of the above-linked rumors are going to happen. They're just not. I mean, the Calvin Johnson rumor is just plain ridiculous. It's absurd nonsense. The Willis rumor is slightly more likely since it involves dealing with the Texans or "Denver, Jr.," but I don't think it's happening. Do you honestly think that Shanny's tipping his hand about trading up? Did anyone at all have any idea that we were thinking about trading up last year? No, they didn't. You never saw it coming, and that's the way it should be.

The Kiper's, McShay's and the Mayock's of the world make their living on pure speculation. No one has any clue what's going to happen, especially with the Donks involved. My guess is we stay at 21 and draft the best DL prospect available. We'll see how it shakes out.

ALSO: There's a totally bizarre story over at the D-Post about Damien Nash's brain. I guess it's for a good cause, but still....freaky!

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