Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.

Christ, it's the dead zone. There is literally nothing at all happening in Broncoland.

Todd Sauerdoughbrun filed a grievance w/ the league over some bullshit technicality (the Patsies didn't file the right form) regarding having right of first refusal? Yawn. Mike Myers visits w/ the Bengals? Snoozefest.

I'm at a loss as to what to do here, so enjoy this clip of Cut's TD pass to Javon Walker from week 15 of last year. The football talking heads didn't suck his cock nearly enough for this throw. It went 65yds through the air and hit Javon in stride. It's personally one of the best I've ever seen. I hate to say it, but this guy might have a better arm than John.




Update: The league just handed over Sauerdoughbrun to us. Asshole.