Tuesday, July 8, 2008

This just in:

The Denver Post is "reporting" that on June 12, Brandon Marshall got a traffic ticket for an improper lane change and failure to produce his license and proof of insurance! OMG!!!!@!!!!1!!!1!!!

Has it really come to this, Denver Post? You're reporting on traffic tickets now? Is this the Denver Post or is this the Delta County Independent? Because quite frankly, I'm having a hard time telling the two apart.

Here are some future D-Post headlines:

Brandon Marshall seen not washing his hands after leaving area restroom

Brandon Marshall eats grape at Safeway, doesn't pay for it

Brandon Marshall ignores Starbucks barista's tip-cup

Brandon Marshall spits on sidewalk

Brandon Marshall likes steak, hates peas

Brandon Marshall steps on crack, breaks Mother's back

Brandon Marhsall orders 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, receives 21, eats the difference

Brandon Marshall's aluminum-only recyling bin contains both paper AND plastic

Seriously, Post. This is some bush-league shit.


JT said...

You think Brandon Marshall's crazy? The other day I parked in the handicapped spot at my apartment complex while I unloaded groceries....

I considered leaving it there while I ate my dinner, but that was just too crazy...

Garret Barnes said...

*tears* I can o-only imagine what his mother m-must think of this *tears*

Garret Barnes said...

By the way...Hercules we awarded you at bronco Madness with the most funny Broncos blog! Congratulations!

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Cool! Thanks, Garret.