Tuesday, July 8, 2008
This just in:
The Denver Post is "reporting" that on June 12, Brandon Marshall got a traffic ticket for an improper lane change and failure to produce his license and proof of insurance! OMG!!!!@!!!!1!!!1!!!
Has it really come to this, Denver Post? You're reporting on traffic tickets now? Is this the Denver Post or is this the Delta County Independent? Because quite frankly, I'm having a hard time telling the two apart.
Here are some future D-Post headlines:
Brandon Marshall seen not washing his hands after leaving area restroom
Brandon Marshall eats grape at Safeway, doesn't pay for it
Brandon Marshall ignores Starbucks barista's tip-cup
Brandon Marshall spits on sidewalk
Brandon Marshall likes steak, hates peas
Brandon Marshall steps on crack, breaks Mother's back
Brandon Marhsall orders 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, receives 21, eats the difference
Brandon Marshall's aluminum-only recyling bin contains both paper AND plastic
Seriously, Post. This is some bush-league shit.