Wednesday, December 31, 2008

BREAKING: Bowlen fires Miles




With Pat Bowlen tearfully stating that "it was time to move on," the Denver Broncos announced today the firing of long-time mascot Miles.

Speculation as to Miles' replacement include Nightmare Ant and the Phoenix Gorilla

2 comments:

Bird said...

I love mascot football. Mascot soccer during the fourth of July is the best.

Commish CH said...

Raheem Morris first interview. Sucks if it is just because of the Rooney rule.

word.