Wednesday, December 31, 2008

BREAKING: Bowlen fires Miles

With Pat Bowlen tearfully stating that "it was time to move on," the Denver Broncos announced today the firing of long-time mascot Miles.

Speculation as to Miles' replacement include Nightmare Ant and the Phoenix Gorilla


Bird said...

I love mascot football. Mascot soccer during the fourth of July is the best.

Commish CH said...

Raheem Morris first interview. Sucks if it is just because of the Rooney rule.