Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Welcome to 1999!

It's over. He's gone.

Well played, fuckheads. All of you - Cutler, Coach Pyle, Bowlen, Xanders, you've successfully set the Denver Broncos back an entire decade. Nice job.

You're going to lose several hundred dollars in revenue from one Hercules Rockefeller on tickets and concessions this year. I hope you can live with that.

Enjoy 5-11, assholes.


Phony Gwynn said...

C'mon, Herc, put on those legwarmers, get some mousse in that hair and embrace the Brady Quinn era!

This will not be an enjoyable year of football.

David said...

You're quite the optimist aren't you herc? At least you have to agree that despite Cutler's shitty situation he is a phony of a leader. Embrace the change herc, you're no GM.

Coach Pyle is such a lame diss for McDaniels by the way.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

I see you've gotten around my banning of anonymous comments. That's great news.

This is the only time I'll ever respond to you:

I don't need to be a GM to see that this entire thing was fucked up from the start and that we're not going to be able to get anyone even remotely as good as Cutler. I'm not even really sure what the lack of ”NFL GM” on my business card has anything to do with anything I typed in this post.

A 25 year old kid isn't a great leader yet? What a fucking shocker. I know when I was 25 I was basically George Patton, Jr. I have never come out on Cutler's side. Never. He's acted like a giant pussy from day one, but he’s an all-world talent. You make it work with him.

Don't like the Coach Pyle moniker? Tough shit. I do and I'm going to beat that fucker into the ground.

Seriously, dude. This isn't MHR or Bronco Talk or the fucking message boards. I don’t give a rat-fuck what you or anyone else thinks. If you don't like my blog, stop reading it.

Hercules Rockefeller said...
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David said...

What are you talking about? Anonymous comments?

Anyways, I wasn't trying to offend you. I was just asking your view on things. Also I was joking about the Coach Pyle name. Just looking for some lively conversation about the broncs herc, thats all. Theres so much negative energy going on here.

Bird said...

Herc is a hot mess of negative energy David! Part of the reason i dig him. He's got a big ball of hate deep down inside.

I hate rebuilding. Football next season and hockey now and for the next several years will be miserable to watch...what a drag.

David said...

Isn't hockey always miserable to watch? Unless you're there that is.

I'm not willing to write off McDaniels without the season starting yet. Then I'll buy my noose.

Commish CH said...

Does anyone have Jake Plummer's phone number? Or do we just send a smoke signal to his remote cabin in Idaho?

Hercules Rockefeller said...

If you're not the anonymous jackass from last week, I apologize.