Thursday, May 3, 2007

You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!

Earlier this week, the Donks signed Selvin Young, a little-used backup running back from Texas, as an undrafted free agent. I'm sure Selvin Young could potentially develop into a nice little player, but this quote from his agent, Major Adams is complete horseshit:

"We picked Denver because the Broncos showed the most interest."

Are you serious? The fact that Denver has had the best running game in the league over the last decade didn't have anything to do with it? The fact that Denver has had the best offensive line in the league over that same span didn't have anything to do with it? The fact that Shanny has no problems whatsoever with handing the reins over to an undrafted rookie didn't have anything to do with it? Get real, Private.

There's a reason your guy went undrafted, no one in the league thought he was worth even a measly 7th round pick. You should get down on your hands and knees and thank the flying spaghetti monster that your client is a part of this team.


Commish CH said...

Young came out of HS as a big blue chip and never panned out to the player he chould've been. I always thought he would be a stud ala APeterson. Injuries had a bit to do with that too. On the plus side, he's relatively fresh from his 5 years in college.

Hallux Valgus said...

Major Adams was also the agent that engineered the clusterfuck of Vince Young's Wonderlic score, so we already know he's not the most PR savvy dude in the world.