Thursday, August 16, 2007

Jim...if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea



The Donks are in Dallas this week for a couple of combined practices prior to their game against the Boys on Saturday. These two nightmare inducing stories in today's D-Post talk a little bit about how both of the ass-hats pictured above nearly became Broncos.

We all knew about the courting of TO, what with cameras tracking him from the second he landed at DIA and all, but the Tony Romo thing came as a bit of a shock. He apparently chose Dallas over Denver even though we were offering TWICE as much money as they were. Thank fuckin' christ. For the most part, I approve of Shanahan's personnel decisions. Obviously there are exceptions (Al Wilson, the "Browncos" utter debacle, Trevor Pryce, etc.), but mostly I can get behind the guy.

Not this time, however. Ugh.

Can you imagine how fuckin' schizo this team would be with these foolish bastards on the sideline? We all know TO is a worthless human being. I don't give a fuck if he catches 200 passes for 3000 yds and 25 TD's....he's not worth the Excedrin-sized brain damage headache he brings along with him. Meanwhile, Tony Romo cares more about being a celebrity and nailing vapid, brainless Hollywood types like Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood than he cares about being a decent quarterback.

If we sign Romo, do we draft Cutler? If we sign Owens do we trade for Javon? No and no. Those two are going to be the unquestioned leaders of this offense for the next five years. The douchebags above couldn't lead themselves out of a paper bag.

3 comments:

Hallux Valgus said...

I liked Tony Romo better when his name was Brian Griese.

Commish CH said...

on the flip side, Gary Miller/Lionel Bienevu/insert other Bronco jock sniffers would be like a 9 year girl in a candy shop if either player were here.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Bienvenu is such a tool. I personally cant stand Lombardi either. They need to let Logan host those shows by himself.