Monday, October 29, 2007
I just took a half a pound of Vicodin, so I'm going to be feeling pretty good until March
Real quick one here. I have to sort of train the new woman in the office today, and I don't have a lot of time to work with. Prior to my arrival, this firm had problems with the partners nailing the sexeteries and other support staff and having to get divorces and whatnot, so they now make a conscious decision to hire the fattest, most unattractive middle age women they can find (which I guess is how I got my job, come to think of it - except I'm all man, fat middle-aged man). That's first hand from the COO here. Not good times for me today.
So yeah, Brett Favre does Vicodin.
The NFC is far inferior to the AFC. When I see power rankings that have any NFC team in the top eight or so, I just shake my head. Who's the best team in the NFC? Dallas? OK. Would you take Dallas over say, Jax or Baltimore in a neutral stadium? I sure as fuck wouldn't, yet you see Dallas at #3 in every power ranking you look at. It's like they're under some type of obligation to have a crapass NFC team high up somewhere. The tables have turned, you NFC bitches...you can thank the '97 Donks for that score.
We should be able to get a win here, but we'll see how it shakes out. Back to back W's over one loss teams on national TV would be nice.
PS: Sorry for jinxing the Rox.