Thursday, February 21, 2008

Get wardrobe over here right away; take the Amigos' clothes

Poor Vance Johnson. It's been a rough few months for the guy.

He was arrested in Rifle (Rifle!) yesterday on a failure to appear warrant. He was due in court on Feb. 8 for some reason or another related to his 2001 arrest for writing bad checks. [If you're ever in Rifle, play golf, then hang yourself. Or keep playing golf until you die. It's your choice, but that back nine makes being in Rifle bearable for a few hours.]

Let's hope that things start moving toward the positive for Vance, who now owns VJ's Outlaw Ribs in Parachute. Wait, what? Parachute? What the hell is Vance Johnson doing in Parachute? What happened to the pretty boy diva-type that wore fur coats and big wrap-around pimp shades? Not a lot of action in Parachute. If you're there, you're either buying gas or your car broke down.

Now that I think about it, maybe I see what Vance is thinking.

In other Amigo news: Did I ever tell you about the time I met Mark Jackson? I did? Well, screw you then. I've told everyone I know that story about ten times and they're going to hear it ten more.

Excellent Three Amigos clip I found yesterday. It starts slow and the audio is piss poor, but stick it out. It's worth it.

HT: Mile High Report

1 comment:

Commish CH said...

Dont forget that whole area (Rifle, Parachute, etc) is booming with all the natural gas stuff; maybe Vance thought he was going to cash in too.

VJ was classic in the day. Remember the Prince skit on Chappelle? With the blouses and ish? VJ was that dude in 86.