Friday, June 13, 2008
This Week in Cream of the Crop
It's time for another installment of Cream of the Crop. I realize the last one was only three posts ago, but these ninnies are pretty much forcing my hand. I understand that there's actual football practice going on, but I can't get too into that. Other than injuries, there's nothing interesting at all about practice. The player quotes are all essentially the same, the player features are pretty much all the same. No one's giving up any real info in June.
Jay Cutler says winning is the key? Fascinating! Shanny says there's competition at Right Tackle? ZOMG! Brandon Marshall made a one handed catch? Wowie Zowie! Dre Bly picked off a pass in practice? Poot! John Lynch may or may not have a broken nose? Stop the presses!
It's good to know that kind of stuff, but it doesn't make for good copy here at the 'Snorts. On to the insanity!
From Klis' Broncos RB defending his life:
A feel good article about a Bronco from Klis? Well written to boot?
"Dammit SPOCK, we overshot our reality again....
Hate alternate universes... ah at least one thing is for certain in all universes..." the captain mused.
The Raiders still **** at football."
The Vulcan just nodded in quite agreement.
"Crank this Enterprise around Sulu and get the calculations right this time..." the captain commanded,
"President Gore is gonna yell at us if were late again..."
I don't really understand this, but you can't go wrong with Star Trek fan fiction...except always.
From somebody's Scheffler should be back next week:
GO BRONCOS!! get healthy and play football!!! i think we gone win the superbowl this year for real. it's no excuse for us not to. we have all the weapons imaginable on offense and defense. We going to be a sleeper this year. Maybe in everyone elses yes. but to me, its no surprise.
Unbridled optisim is good, but this is nonsense. No excuse for us not to win the superbowl? All the weapons imaginable? On defense? I always predict 16-0, but this guy needs some decaf.
From Legwold's Special K: Koutouvides a serial thriller (the title of this article alone deserves mockery):
GUYS U KNOW I BLEED ORANGE BUT KOUTOUVIDES HASENT EVEN WON THE STARING MLB IN CAMP, NETE WEBSTER IS STILL IN THE MIX SO 4 ME THAT MEANS THAT KOUTOUVIDES HAS NOT IMPRESS ANY ONE ON THE COACHING STAFF I OLSO HOPE THAT HE BECAMES A GOOD MLB BUT IS STILL TOO EARLY TO COMPARE HIM WITH OLD AL, SO XZACGENIUS LETS CROOS OUR FINGRS FOR A BETTER D AND THEN WE CAN START TALKING ABOUT A PLAYOFF SPOT.
The simple fact that Nate Webster is on the roster means the coaches aren't impressed w/ Koutouvides? Idiocy. I also enjoy "croos our fingrs." Also, try using a period sometime.
From Krieger's Open Door needs more messengers:
Him wearing an Obama T shirt destroys all his credibility with me
So the scuffle with the gangbangers that got someone killed, the DUI and lying about how he fucked up his arm are ok in your mind, but a black man supporting a black candidate is what destroys his credibility? You've got to love this state sometimes.
From Lindsay Jones' Marshall ready to handle camp, weight workouts:
Hes a stud. and i want to kiss his lips.
Whoa there, guy. Simmer down now.
Tune in next week. These are kind of fun and they pretty much write themselves.