Monday, July 21, 2008

Ask not for whom Mike Bell tolls...

OUT: Mike Bell, RB


Mike Bell was handed his walking papers this afternoon, which he promptly fumbled.

Not a big deal, here. He didn't have much of a shot at making the team anyway, and since the Donks had to get down to 80 players by Friday, someone's Bell had to be rung. Get it? Bell?

4 comments:

Bird said...

The first line was pretty funny...made me shoot coffee out my nose.

Hemingway said...

Hey Herc, Why did the chicken cross the road? To die, alone, in the rain...

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Now that's relevant!

Hemingway said...

Get it? Because I am Hemingway and everything I write is sad and depressing? Remember how that guy's wife gave birth and then they both died and I walked around in the rain and then it was all...The End?