Saturday, August 30, 2008

Scissor me timbers!

Final list is out. Here are the rest of the guys who were taken out back and shot:

WR, Cliff Russell. I knew it. He dropped that TD a week ago and then Keary Colbert went apeshit last night. He was pretty good on ST yesterday, but he dropped another one on a long throw. Oh well. I wanted to type "Cliffy" all year long.

G, Dylan Gandy. Interesting. I thought Tyler Polumbus was out. Also, I frickin' hate Erik Pears. Gandy gets the gate though.

LB, Jordan Beck Didn't show much in the preseason. Not a huge surprise here. Louis Green had a nice game yesterday before getting hurt. May have pushed him over the top.

CB, Tyrone Poole. Camp body. Slow. Ancient. Should probably think about packing it in.

CB, Wale Dada. Yeah. Warm body.

S, Vicky Vaughn. I saw him on the field once.

WR, Maraquay McDaniel. Mediocre punt returner. Even mediocre-er receiver. Never had a chance.

So that will do it. I'm a little surprised Roderick Rodgers is still on the team, but other than that, it went pretty much according to plan.

Shit gets real in nine days, folks.


Ian said...

Sad to see so many go, who do you think will be the last cut when Brandon returns?

Hercules Rockefeller said...

I don't think it's a cut. I think it's Nails to the IR. Just a hunch.

If not it's Louis Green or Jason Winborn.

bankmeister said...

you get that e-mail?

Hercules Rockefeller said...

bank - i didn't get an email from you. did you catch the new address in that one post?

msklimps AT hotmail DOT com if you didn't get it.

bankmeister said...

i did, and i forwarded it there. just sent it again. should come at you as guest of the opera AT

Hercules Rockefeller said...

weird. I didn't get it. I sent an email to the "contact us about advertising" address on the HOG.

Let me know if you don't get it.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Nevermind. It was buried in my junk mail. It came in under your name instead of guest of the opera.