Saturday, August 30, 2008
Scissor me timbers!
Final list is out. Here are the rest of the guys who were taken out back and shot:
WR, Cliff Russell. I knew it. He dropped that TD a week ago and then Keary Colbert went apeshit last night. He was pretty good on ST yesterday, but he dropped another one on a long throw. Oh well. I wanted to type "Cliffy" all year long.
G, Dylan Gandy. Interesting. I thought Tyler Polumbus was out. Also, I frickin' hate Erik Pears. Gandy gets the gate though.
LB, Jordan Beck Didn't show much in the preseason. Not a huge surprise here. Louis Green had a nice game yesterday before getting hurt. May have pushed him over the top.
CB, Tyrone Poole. Camp body. Slow. Ancient. Should probably think about packing it in.
CB, Wale Dada. Yeah. Warm body.
S, Vicky Vaughn. I saw him on the field once.
WR, Maraquay McDaniel. Mediocre punt returner. Even mediocre-er receiver. Never had a chance.
So that will do it. I'm a little surprised Roderick Rodgers is still on the team, but other than that, it went pretty much according to plan.
Shit gets real in nine days, folks.