IN: Alex Haynes, RB
Formerly of the Panthers and Ravens. Never suited up for the latter and was waived before the season started. Has exactly three more career NFL rushing yards than I do. Clearly a dominating presence.
I hate to beat Tatum Bell into the fucking ground here, but as bad as fumble drill was, he's gotta be light years better than PJ Pope and Alex Haynes, right? Maybe he's cancer now that he's known around the league only for stealing shit. Whatever. You know he'd run with a chip on his shoulder (for either -2 or 50 yards).
Has Cecil signed with anyone?