Monday, February 16, 2009
The hammer falls
The Donks is cutting some fools. Let's see who we got here.
OUT: Marquand Manual, S. Maybe the worst starting safety in team history. Just a complete fucking disaster. Here's hoping Marlon McRee joins him on the unemployment line soon.
OUT: Dewayne Robertson, DT. Pretty ineffective all year. That bust label is secure.
OUT: Nate Jackson, TE. When you look at everything rationally, Nate was kind of a waste of a roster spot. I liked him, but it's in the way I like Chad Mustard and Cliff Russell. They weren't very good. It's just that simple. Nate was kind of a team mascot.
OUT: Niko Koutouvides, LB. Terrible. The worst FA signing of last offseason. And that's a list that includes two clowns up above, another that I mentioned and Boss Bailey. That should tell you how bad this Niko guy was. What kind of fucking name is Niko anyway? Lousy commie.
OUT: John Engleberger, DE Say what you will about Engleberger, but no one was able to unseat this guy. Whatever...he still sucked pretty hard.
I saved the best for last. Are you ready for it? It's great news.
OUT: Jamie Winborn, LB. DON'T YOU TELL ME JAMIE WINBORN IS CUT! YOU DON'T CUT JAMIE WINBORN, JAMIE WINBORN CUTS YOU!! YOU HEAR ME XANDERS?!? YOU HEAR ME NOLAN?!?! YOU AINT HEARD THE LAST OF JAMIE MOTHERFUCKIN' WINBORN!!!
/Takes a triumphant shit while raising one gloved fist.
That's two guys that started 16 games last year and two other guys that started for much of the year. Depth might be a concern next year, but whatever. I like the cut of this new regime's jib. Get rid of the fucking dead weight. There's nothing on this list but nostalgia.