Friday, June 19, 2009

Huh? What? Smart decisions? From this franchise?

IN: Casey Wiegmann, C

The best FA pick-up last offseason. He was going into the last year of his contract and wanted some additional security as his career winds down. Here's how an adult goes about getting a new deal:

1) Don't beat on your lady friends.
2) Don't go on nationally televised shows and poorly defend your beating on lady friends.
3) Come to the OTA's and minicamps.
4) Act like a fucking professional.

OUT: Boss Bailey, LB

The worst FA pick-up of last season. The Boss of No Bosses. Guy couldn't stay on the field. He got a lot of guaranteed money, so this was an expensive mistake.

Also OUT: Phony Gwynn.


Crosshare said...

Boss the worst? At least he made a few tackles while starting. My worst has to be Niko Kouldntstartatlbvides.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

You're absolutely right.

So many crappy FA signings, I lose count.