Showing posts with label quick hitters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quick hitters. Show all posts

Friday, June 19, 2009

Huh? What? Smart decisions? From this franchise?

IN: Casey Wiegmann, C


The best FA pick-up last offseason. He was going into the last year of his contract and wanted some additional security as his career winds down. Here's how an adult goes about getting a new deal:

1) Don't beat on your lady friends.
2) Don't go on nationally televised shows and poorly defend your beating on lady friends.
3) Come to the OTA's and minicamps.
4) Act like a fucking professional.

OUT: Boss Bailey, LB



The worst FA pick-up of last season. The Boss of No Bosses. Guy couldn't stay on the field. He got a lot of guaranteed money, so this was an expensive mistake.

Also OUT: Phony Gwynn.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Razor Sharpe



In a Reagan-Mondale type landslide, Shannon made it in.

The greatest receiving TE of all time (Tony who? Kellen what?) was electeed to the Broncos "Ring of Fame." He'll join luminaries like Frank Tripucka and Jim Turner on the 5th level facade at New Mile High.

So what's next for Shannon? Getting screwed over by the HOF again this August.