Monday, June 8, 2009


In what is fast becoming an awful, awful trend, the Donks are joining the ranks of those selling fucking ad space on their practice jerseys.

Lame-o. How much money are they going to make off of this anyway? Who sees anyone's practice jerseys except the local media outlets? If I was a marketing guy, I wouldn't even offer six-figures to get my logo on someone's practice jersey. Talk about a drop in the bucket. Bowlen could raise that by auctioning off one of his old furs.

There is good news about the Broncos whoring for cash, though:

What's new this year is NFL teams can also put their logos on lottery tickets. Eventually, those Colorado scratch-ticket winners may have to first rub off a series of Broncos helmets or logos.

You gotta play to win, people.


Commish CH said...

Scary thing is there are some Donk fans who will go buy the practice jersies with the 1stBank / Coors/ Qwest / Scotts Liguid Gold logo.

They could put an ad for Desmonds Dog Sh*t Removal Service on there, as long as they win.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

"It's authentic!"