Friday, August 7, 2009

I hope they have to cut your foot off at some point

Former QB (above) went on a Shittycago radio station yesterday and took a poorly executed shot at Broncos fans:

"In Denver, we didn't have this many fans at all," he said. "We weren't even able to accommodate that many fans (at practice). That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears.

"It's a lot (different). Denver's like a 6 and Chicago's like a 9. It's a quite bit different. Just the fans and how passionate they are, that's probably the biggest difference"

Somehow the fact that the Bears facility at some shitass community college in nowhere Illinois holds five times as many fans as Dove Valley adds up to "That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears." and "Denver's like a 6."

What a fucking idiot. You know....this asshole still owns a house in this town. It wouldn't be a terrible thing if some lunatic out there reading this were to burn it down to the foundation.

August 30, you clown ass motherfucker. I might actually break my "no money on the Donks this year" pledge and go to this game just so I can hurl whiskey bottles at your head from the 500 level.

Seriously, fuckstain. Ask Joey Porter what happens in Denver.


Commish CH said...

Calling him an idiot is an offense to idiots everywhere. Aug 30 might be the most awaited preseason game ever.

Phony Gwynn said...

Herc, I'm coming out for the Great American Beer Festival in late September.

1) We should hook up, and you should come.

2) If you hit Cutler in the head with any kind of bottle - whiskey, beer, baby, water, plastic, glass, colostomy bag - your GABF ticket is on me.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Yeah man, do it up. That'd be cool. Havent been to the GBF in a couple of years. You've got my email.