Monday, August 10, 2009

Crybaby RB bailed on his markers

Lamont Jordan, forever known around these parts as the guy that bawled like an infant with a scraped knee on the sidelines of a Raiders loss in Denver back in aught-six, owes the Mirage $20K.

The suit filed in Clark County Court states that Jordan entered the casino on several occasions in June of 2008 where he took out several lines of credits ranging from $1000 to $6000. When those lines of credit were presented to the Bank of America in an attempt to collect payment, 3 were returned as "unable to locate account" and three more were returned as "not sufficient funds".

$1 - $6K? That's it? You call that gambling, Lamont? What kind of a baller are you anyway? Michael Jordan is laughing his ass off right now. "Six grand? Awww...that's cute"

Hell, even Art Schlichter is probably having a chuckle.


Phony Gwynn said...

Little known fact: Lamont is Spanish for "$5 max bet."

Commish CH said...

Charles Barkley thinks Lamont is a p*ssy. However, a former Donk wideout warned Lamont about the Middle Eastern thugs that patrol Vegas.