OUT: Ryan Torain, RB
The next Earl Campbell was injured for most of last season and got hurt again during camp. The Donks finally said fuck this guy and handed him his walking papers. "Pain Train" my ass. More like "Always in Pain" Torain, amirite?
They signed some guy named Marcus Thomas to fill his camp spot. Not the guns n' blow, Marcus Thomas, this is a different one.
I hope both of the Thomas' make the final roster, because I want to see how they handle that shit on the back of the jersey.
In other news, Brandon Marshall is in a GA courtroom as we speak on trial for misdemeanor battery charges. Lindsay Jones from the Post is live-blogging it or something. Stay tuned!