Friday, December 14, 2007

Goddammit, I hate you guys

No dipshit, they're not inferior. They spanked our ass from the opening kickoff. A piss-poor run defense (again), a complete lack of a pass rush (again), some dipshit penalties on the opponent's side of the 50 (again), some poor O-line play (again), god-awful tacking (again) and brain-dead pass attempts (again) did us in last night.

I can't fathom how this team is so unable to keep any kind of momentum going this year, unless is momentum in the wrong direction. We haven't been able to string together three straight wins all year, but when things start going bad, they steamroll until we get brutally prison-raped by SD, Detroit or the fucking Raiders.

Lets tally the games up so far, shall we? I've broken them down into the following categories: Excellent, Good Enough, Terrible and Prison Raped (I've been Tivo'ing a lot of Oz lately). Prison Raped isn't simply getting blown out, it's losing a game you should dominate or losing a game in some type of heart stomping fashion.

Excellent: Tennessee, KC
Good Enough: Buffalo, Oakland, Pitt, @KC
Terrible: Indy
Prison Raped: Jax, SD, Green Bay, Detriot, Chicago, @Oakland and Houston.

Two excellent's and seven anal penetrations. That's a lot of prison rape. More prison rape than Adebisi ever committed.

I'm actually looking forward to the end of to the worst season I've seen in 17 years.

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