Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Former wideout is making shit up



Former wideout has now given his completely unbelievable side of the story about the beat-down he received over the weekend:

I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning I got a knock at the door. I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there. They cracked me in the head a few times, knocking me unconscious. They then robbed me of everything I had; my watch, money, everything! Somehow they got me to a car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee, buddy.

Let's say for the sake of argument that I'm a guy who beats and robs people. I have a choice here. I can drag an unconscious victim down a hallway with multiple cameras, down an elevator with a camera or two, across a casino floor with hundreds of cameras, across a parking lot with even more cameras and finally pour him into my car. Then I've got to drive him across town and dump him on a curb.

Or, I can leave his ass in his hotel room and simply walk away from it.

This story doesn't hold up on any level.

Just admit it, former wideout. You picked up a tranny hooker, discovered the penis, became enraged because said wang was bigger than yours, tried to kick his/her ass, and got your own teeth handed to you.

You'll feel better if you just let it out, man. I'm here to help.

3 comments:

Commish CH said...

Thugs always take knocked out people with them...it just makes sense.

Broncodj said...

Herc,
Love the writing man!
Keep the heat on the "former wideout"
Greetings from Australia

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Thanks dj.