Hand over the money or Silky gets it!

The Jags own us. Own. Us. Despite the 3-3 all-time record we've got against them.

I hate you, Jacksonville. I hate your stupid teal uniforms and your crappy offenses. I hate your dumb city and your empty stadium. You don't deserve an NFL team and you don't deserve happiness.

My least favorite team that doesn't reside in the Bay Area or in the state of Missourah is Jacksonville.

I hate you, Jacksonville.