Word 'round the campfire

The law factory may now be monitoring my computer "activities." Which means that the furious posting pace I've achieved over here may be curbed somewhat. Also, no more porn I guess. Either way, I'll be back at some point this weekend with that retro-diary from the big celebrity golf tournament that I promised you clowns last week.

I'm a real sweetheart like that.

Golf!

The granddaddy of all of the celebrity golf tour events is next week, the American Century Championship from Lake Tahoe. John will be participating for the 19th straight year. He's the only guy to play in this tournament every year it's been held. He finished 10th last year.

So what does The G.O.A.T. have in his bag? A Ping Rapture driver, Ping G10 fairway woods and hybrid/recovery club, Ping i10 irons (4-9), a Scotty Cameron putter and the ball everyone on tour plays, the Titleist Pro V1x. The best part is that he only plays #7 balls. The one shown above also has the logo from his restaurant stamped on the side.

Other former Donks teeing it up next week: The Mastermind and Old Man Lynch. Jerry Rice is playing too, if you're dumb enough to consider him a former Bronco.

Predictions:
1) John finishes in the top ten.
2) Either Steve Bartkowski, Grant Fuhr, Dan Quinn, Rick Rhoden, Mark Rypien or Billy Jo Tolliver will win. One of them always does.
3) Shanny gives an awkward interview where he wishes the Donks and Coach Pyle nothing but the best. He'll be lying. He'll then go back to his hotel and light a Montecristo with one of Bowlen's $1000 bills.
4) Charles Barkley will snap hook a drive into the gallery and brain some idiot who was stupid enough to stand anywhere near Charles Barkley on a golf course.
5) I will do some sort of live blog or running diary of this event. It will be terrible awesome.

Turn the channel Stay tuned!

Denver Broncos Football Rules!

Nothing's happening. Gotta move the obits down the page, though. Maybe I'll put some vids up or something later this week right now.

Here's a pretty cool shot from the last time there was any real reason to celebrate Denver Broncos football. It still rules, though! Never forget, chumps.



If you look close, you won't see me. I was there somewhere, though.

You know who I wish was never born?

Tyler Perry.

I have no idea who the fuck this guy is or where the fuck he came from, but I do not celebrate his entire catalog.

In fact I hate everything this asshole has ever been a part of. All of it. It's all awful. The movies, the TV shows, whatever shit-ass record label he's probably involved in. Garbage.


Get fucked, Tyler Perry.


Denver Broncos!

Aint shit goin' on -- UPDATE - WITH A SCAVENGER HUNT!

Unless assistant coach hirings really turn your crank (your brother, Sugar Smacks? Seriously?), there aint shit going on 'round Bronco Town. Since that's the case, and since I've got to post SOMETHING or the good folks at onlineseats.com are going to ask for some money back, here's a video of a few of John's greatest comebacks.




Does NFL Films kick ass? Fuck and yes sort of.

UPDATE: I actually just watched this video right now, and it's cut from the terrible one that NFL Films made for the Drive.

There is a bunch of footage spliced in here from the '87 AFC Championship game. You know, the year after The Drive. '87 was also against Cleveland, but this one was in Denver.

I'm sure they did it because John was miked-up in '87 it made for good TV. A bunch of close-ups of John barking out signals and a few other throw-away shots to lengthen it out and no one will be the wiser, right?

Wrong. It's fucking simple to spot. It's such an egregious blunder that that they repeat over and over and over that it's like NFL Films is insulting our intelligence. Can you see it? I'll give a prize to the first person that spots it (everyone loves LOG!).

Watch the video though, there's some sweet-ass like '91 practice and meeting footage featruing John wearing his hat like my old man does. Plus bonus Wade Phillips and Jim Fassel sightings.