Dear Assholes,
What the fuck makes you think that the fine, relatively intelligent citizens of Denver have any interest whatsoever in watching the "game" between Oakland and Kansas City simply because it's an AFC West game?
Nonsense. You're forcing me to watch a nearly equally unwatchable Carolina-Chicago tilt.
I think I can speak for the whole city when I say, here are some games we'd rather see:
Indy-Minnesota
Buffalo-Jax
Tennesse-Cincy
That's every other game you've got this morning. Yes, We'd rather even see Tennessee and Cincy. That's how horrifingly god awful KC-Oakland is. No one want's to see this on-field abortion they've got going on over in the flat state.
Get bent, jerks.
Sincerely,
The City and County of Denver
