Quick Hitter

Coach Pyle's great QB purge of '09 is finally complete.

The Donks released their full-size version of Gary Coleman yesterday, waving bye-bye to Darrell Hackney.

That leaves tattoo enthusiast Chris Simms and The Neckbeard as the only QB's on the roster.

The question is, will the Donks package some picks and move up to take alleged rapist Mark Sanchez? Or will they stick with Simms and Orton (I still can't believe I'm typing that) this year and hope that next year's QB crop isn't so shitty? Only the boy-idiot knows.

Since Al Davis decided to ruin Jamarcus Russell's confidence, there are no viable FA's left.

It'll be a rook, an albino weirdo or a drunken, bearded clown as our QB next year. Awesome strategy, chief.

Movement

Lots of roster moves this week. Let's take a look:

IN: Chad Jackson, WR. Former 2nd round pick from the Pats who summarily dumped his ass during camp. A wideout? Really? Do we need another wideout? They're saying on the local news that Stoke is playing this weekend. Bad attitude + bad hands = I don't get this signing.

IN: Josh Bell, CB. Promoted from the Practice Squad. Will not help this pathetic secondary.

IN: Matt Murphy, T (PS). Never heard of him.

IN: Greg Eslinger, C (PS). Welcome back. This is his last year of PS eligibility. He's got a decent shot at making the team next summer if Lichtensteiger and Weigmann are felled by congenital heart defects.

IN: Rashad Mouton, CB (PS). Again...never heard of him.

OUT: Erik Pears, T (Reserve/Non Injured). Not sure what the deal here is exactly, but whatever. Pears sucks and it's nice to know that he won't be on the field this year.

So what's missing from this list? A QB. No promotion for Gary Coleman, no signing of Culpepper, Gradowski nor the corpse of Vinny Testeverde.

There's only one QB on the active roster right now. Better do something soon coach...I think the emergency QB is Mike Leach if you can fucking believe that.