Crybaby RB bailed on his markers

Lamont Jordan, forever known around these parts as the guy that bawled like an infant with a scraped knee on the sidelines of a Raiders loss in Denver back in aught-six, owes the Mirage $20K.

The suit filed in Clark County Court states that Jordan entered the casino on several occasions in June of 2008 where he took out several lines of credits ranging from $1000 to $6000. When those lines of credit were presented to the Bank of America in an attempt to collect payment, 3 were returned as "unable to locate account" and three more were returned as "not sufficient funds".

$1 - $6K? That's it? You call that gambling, Lamont? What kind of a baller are you anyway? Michael Jordan is laughing his ass off right now. "Six grand? Awww...that's cute"

Hell, even Art Schlichter is probably having a chuckle.

I hope they have to cut your foot off at some point

Former QB (above) went on a Shittycago radio station yesterday and took a poorly executed shot at Broncos fans:

"In Denver, we didn't have this many fans at all," he said. "We weren't even able to accommodate that many fans (at practice). That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears.

"It's a lot (different). Denver's like a 6 and Chicago's like a 9. It's a quite bit different. Just the fans and how passionate they are, that's probably the biggest difference"

Somehow the fact that the Bears facility at some shitass community college in nowhere Illinois holds five times as many fans as Dove Valley adds up to "That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears." and "Denver's like a 6."

What a fucking idiot. You know....this asshole still owns a house in this town. It wouldn't be a terrible thing if some lunatic out there reading this were to burn it down to the foundation.

August 30, you clown ass motherfucker. I might actually break my "no money on the Donks this year" pledge and go to this game just so I can hurl whiskey bottles at your head from the 500 level.

Seriously, fuckstain. Ask Joey Porter what happens in Denver.

Former QB making new friends already

Brian Urlacher thinks Gay Buttler is a pussy.

I'm going to have to side with Urlacher here. He is a pussy. And if there's one thing Urlacher knows, it's huge vaginas.

I should probably post something, I guess

The least anticipated camp since I was old enough to care about what training camp was opened yesterday.

It's a new, shitty era of Broncos footyball! Taste the excellence!

Oops

No one cares probably, but sorry about that whole golf thing last weekend. My bad.

In all fairness to me though, Battlefield 1943 is frickin' awesome!

5pm MTN

Word 'round the campfire

The law factory may now be monitoring my computer "activities." Which means that the furious posting pace I've achieved over here may be curbed somewhat. Also, no more porn I guess. Either way, I'll be back at some point this weekend with that retro-diary from the big celebrity golf tournament that I promised you clowns last week.

I'm a real sweetheart like that.